Date with lovely Dutch girl

Here I am, so stop searching. Oh, if only life were that easy, that you could just find what you want. But sometimes it's also nice to be able to fight for something to achieve it.

Stout might be my middle name, but that's perfectly fine. You have to enjoy all the virtues of life. Sex is one of them, isn't it?

My life was completely turned upside down when my boyfriend told me he'd had sex with another girl. I almost threw him out with just his clothes, but after a good talk, he let me stay. He told me I was so uncooperative during sex and acted like a plank. I don't feel the same way, and it bothers me. That's why I want to have sex with someone else, and after our sex date, you'll tell me if I'm really a plank during sex.

You can wake me up with a delicious McDonald's hamburger. And while you're at it, why not a milkshake?