Contact lovely Dutch girl

Ever since I had a few arguments with my girlfriend, it seems like no one wants anything to do with me anymore. And that's because I only gave my opinion. But you're allowed to express your opinion, right?

I hope I don't remain a perpetual bachelor, growing old alone behind the geraniums. I hope to soon find a nice boyfriend who sees me as his lover and is willing to make a move on me.

I really don't show you any mercy. You have to beg for me to stop, and even then, I'll keep going for a little while. So I'm looking for someone who really wants to go all the way with me and isn't afraid of a few slaps on the backside. Ballbusting is often the dessert, by the way, so be warned.

Yes, I still hope the lid for my jar is still around somewhere. What should my lid be? Sweet, young, spontaneous, honest, respectful, and, not to mention, if you're also good-looking, that's a bonus. See you soon.