Date with lovely Dutch girl

Yes, I'm in a relationship, and yes, I know it's not right. But if you suspect your partner isn't being completely honest either, you have to do something, right?

It's about time I settled down, otherwise I'll end up like my older sister, a spinster, and I don't want that. It's so sad, haha. Just kidding, but I'm definitely an eight-hour-in-bed type. I want to live life to the fullest. Age, background, or job don't really matter, as long as we click.

A unique woman is looking for a naughty man, but that's not going to work out. Let me just say I absolutely love giving massages. Do you want a happy ending or not?

A mermaid, that's what I'm often called. I simply love water, and well, I sometimes have quite a few fantasies about it. Sometimes I retreat to a more secluded spot, but my biggest wish is to have a go at the surf or in a lake or something. Which mermaid is up for this?