Date with lovely Dutch girl

I met a fantastic boyfriend a few weeks ago. Everything seems perfect, and yet I'm already feeling the cracks in our relationship. It's because we're both so inexperienced with sex and are more likely to fumble than to make things really work. As a surprise, I want to give him a fantastic romp for his birthday. But I'll need to know how to do all the positions, and that's why I'm looking for you. We'll meet up a few times, and you'll teach me everything, and you'll get a few good times yourself.

My parents are away a lot for work and sometimes I'm left here alone for days... Find some company!

Just finished school and I'm bored stiff. My parents want me to get a job, but I don't feel like it. I'd rather do naughty things with a naughty man. Can't you take care of me otherwise? Then I'll make sure you get your fix, and you'll take care of me in return. Pretty good deal, right?

I want to meet the man who is conscious of life, reflective, and doesn't just jump on the bandwagon like a maniac. I hope we respect each other and see love in each other's eyes.