Dating with cute Dutch teen

My intuition rarely fails me, and I can usually tell right away if someone means what they say. Be warned if you're a scammer who only wants to meet me for a night of fun.

My friends say it's time I settled down with a nice guy; I want to build a friendship first. But I do hope there's a desire for children on that side, otherwise I'm not wasting my time.

Do you ever have those horny fantasies? I do, and I'd like to make them come true. Would you like to help me with that? Send me a message with your fantasy and I'll send you mine back, and who knows, maybe we can make it come true soon.

Now that all my friends have boyfriends, I don't want to be left behind. Where is my Prince Charming hiding, I wonder? Somewhere around here, I think. If you're looking for a nice, spontaneous, cheerful girl, would you mind giving me a chance?