Penetrate lonesome Dutch teen

I'm busy with work, occasionally exercising, and when it's time for something fun, I often do it alone. Many friends don't have time or are already in relationships, so my life is getting a bit dull.

Here in the polder, everything is flat and artificial. I don't really like the boys who live here either. Or maybe I've yet to meet the right one. No, don't look away now. I'm talking to you. Which nice boy will take me away from the polder???

If you're a hairy man, you need to write me right away. Because I want to see you! I'm sure I won't be able to keep my hands off you; hairy men are truly irresistible to me. So if you have a lot of hair (even on your back!), then you really need to see me!

I cheated once before when I was in a relationship, five years ago. However, it's gotten to the point where I want to do it again and find a handsome man who wants to spend the night with me.