Date with lonesome Dutch babe

I'm a sensitive woman who can immediately sense whether a man means what he says. If you say you want a relationship with me and that makes me feel good, then you're the one I want to get to know.

After a brief relationship, I'm as free as a bird again. I want to start another successful relationship and am looking for a man who is just as marketable as I am. I'm already looking forward to it.

So, I lose everything I shouldn't lose. I recently had to call the police because they broke into my house. Is this early dementia, or am I just a real idiot?

They call me a dreamer, someone who sees men far too romantically. And yet, I maintain that my prince charming is out there. If you're someone who enjoys cozying up on the couch with a glass of white wine, a snack, and a hot woman by your side, then we're definitely a match...