Dating with lonesome Dutch teen

I'd love to go on a world trip, just travel the world for a few months and see what it has to offer. But my friends can't come along for various reasons. So who wants to join this fun, adventurous lady?

One of my dreams is to get a beautiful tattoo. I'm not sure where or which one yet. I haven't even decided on the right spot yet. Can you give me some advice on what looks nice and is less painful? Would you join me in the tattoo, and I can hold your hand?

This is a bit odd, but hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I don't have any tattoos or piercings, but I wouldn't mind if you did. Secretly, I find that kind of sexy. I love going out and letting loose. Pubs, clubs, etc. But I also enjoy watching a movie together on the couch.

Never say again that your life isn't exciting, because I'm going to help you!