Date with lonesome Dutch babe

Looking for a charming man for a sweetheart like me? I'd love to start a relationship with you and be very happy together. If you're interested, I expect a very sweet message from you.

Sometimes I think, "This really can't be happening," and then I see the newspaper again and think, "It really happened." Why don't we make this world a better place?

It's wonderful to have sex in a fitting room, because I've experienced it once. It's definitely worth repeating, but I'm sure you have a much wider imagination than I do.

Even if it's been awful for days, you can't make me grumpy. I'm enjoying life to the fullest and eagerly awaiting the sweet, attractive man I sorely miss in my life.