Fling with lovely Dutch girl

Would you like to be my dog? I think it would be really hot if I could keep you on a leash all day. Maybe I'll even take you out for a long walk in the park. You can only pee when I say so.

Your looks and age don't mean much to me. Nor does what you do in daily life. Well, you shouldn't be a good-for-nothing, of course, but beyond that. I'm not expecting a director or anything. Just an honest, kind man who wants to take care of me.

My favorite way to meet a nice guy is at a restaurant. I'll wait for you there with a red rose in my hair. We'll introduce ourselves, and if we click, we'll sit down. Thinking, "What a weird girl," you'll pull the rose out of my hair, and I'll know enough. Then I'll head home disappointed, looking for the next guy. How much fun can this be, and what guy likes this game?

I hope you're the one who wins my heart. It would be wonderful to fall in love with a strong-willed man with a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe it's you, so let me know who you are soon.