Sex with kind Dutch babe

You won't hear me say I've been single for too long, but that's how it feels. I'm not a girl who hangs out at the pub night after night and then takes someone home. In fact, I'm still a virgin. I'm just looking for a sweet boy or man who wants to build something serious with me.

I have a bit of a strange tic. I love masturbating with a man and trying to see if we can come together and at the same time.

I like to wear lipstick, especially during sex.

So, I lose everything I shouldn't lose. I recently had to call the police because they broke into my house. Is this early dementia, or am I just a real idiot?