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Would you believe I was almost getting married? Luckily, I found out in time that I wasn't his only love. I immediately canceled the plans and I'm going back to enjoying life on my own. Well, on my own... preferably with a nice guy, of course. Shall we have a good time?

You've got to help me stave off boredom! I don't have any hobbies and I work part-time, so I have plenty of free time. Everyone else is working or going to school, so I can't ask anyone, so I was in a crazy mood and thought: I'm going to try to get laid! And this seems like the perfect place!

For years and years I've been single. First I wanted a good job, then a nice house. Now I have everything, and yet something is missing. Maybe that's you.

I'll do anything. Just anything. I won't explain what that might be, because I know you can figure it out for yourself. You do have certain fantasies, don't you? Well, come on over, I'm all in. Like I said, I'll do anything...