Dating with lovely Dutch girl

I've read a lot about erotic massages, but I've never been massaged this way myself. I think it would be amazing to experience it sometime. I don't have a massage table, but I do have a large kitchen table. Or could it also be done on a bed? I really have no idea, haha, but perhaps there's a man here who has experience with it and can tell me if a massage table is absolutely necessary, or if a kitchen table or bed would also work?

I'm a jack of all trades. If you don't want to leave your girlfriend home alone when you come to visit me, feel free to bring her along. The more souls in bed, the merrier!

I love to prank people, or I'm sitting at a cafe guessing what people are saying to each other and the conversations they're having, and I like to reenact them. But now I think it would be fun to do this with a man instead of just girlfriends. I'm really curious if a man thinks the same way and what the outcome would be.

Jeans and a top, and I'm ready to start the day. I do love the simplicity of life. And what about you?