Fling with cute Dutch teen

I'm not a difficult woman, and I don't have high expectations for the man I want to build a relationship with. I'm just looking for a kind, sweet man with a very pleasant personality.

My boyfriend hasn't been coming home for the past few weeks on Thursdays and Fridays because of work commitments, he says! So, on my day off, I picked up the mail and found his payslip from last month! I couldn't believe what I saw! He's been taking time off on those days for three weeks in a row, so he had absolutely no work to do! This made me so angry that I'm going to happily cheat on him! I'm someone who loves trying new positions and absolutely enjoys doggy style and woman on top! Any interested parties are welcome to apply! I'm also going to throw in some delicious oral! He's going to know what he's done! I swear!

My mother always said, when are you finally going to get a nice boyfriend? I've been putting it off for too long, but now it's time for a nice guy!

If you're under forty, don't you want to respond? And don't pretend to be older, only to have it turn out you're just a kid. I am too, I admit. I still have a lot to learn, and I prefer to learn from a man with experience.