Dating with cute Dutch chick

Don't tell me any bullshit here, because that's not how I am. What you see is what you get. And what's in it for me?

Just try to satisfy me! No one has succeeded yet. Nice, right? It means I'm always in the mood and sex lasts at least an hour, preferably longer. I love all kinds of different positions, and there's no need to be imaginative. As long as it's hot!

You have to be active with me, though! I'm no use for you lying quietly next to me while I have to do all the work. I can hardly imagine that, because let's face it, you can't keep your hands off me, can you?

Mmm, who wants to come and lick my candy sometime? It tastes deliciously sweet, I can guarantee that. If you lick it carefully, I'll suck on your lollipop sometime!