Date with lonesome Dutch babe

I'm not looking for a steady relationship, but I am looking for a man who can pamper me on demand and doesn't expect anything in return. I don't create expectations, and I hope you don't have or get any either!

So, I lose everything I shouldn't lose. I recently had to call the police because they broke into my house. Is this early dementia, or am I just a real idiot?

If you'd like to spend a night out with me, I need to be sure you're a sweetheart and single. I don't want to stir up trouble in a relationship, so men in relationships don't need to respond.

Well, I'm the dominant type, who knows exactly what she wants. You have to be able to handle that, but I thought I'd just say it right away so you know where you stand.