Dating with lonesome Dutch babe

I've been single for a while now and would love to meet a nice guy who's serious about dating me. I expect lots of responses, and the one I like best will get a response from me.

Now that I've broken up with my boyfriend, I feel very depressed. I'm looking for someone who will make me forget about him.

How would you like it if I stripped for you? Because I love doing it, and I'm really good at it. I'm sure you won't be able to keep your hands off me. And you don't have to. In fact, you should even touch me!

It's a shame that all those tattoos are sometimes too much for most men. It seems like I'm scaring people off; maybe I should get them all removed just to impress the men here.