Sexdate with cute Dutch chick

So, I lose everything I shouldn't lose. I recently had to call the police because they broke into my house. Is this early dementia, or am I just a real idiot?

I enjoy helping others, especially those less fortunate. I volunteer every Saturday, and my boyfriend finds it very difficult. He thinks I should spend that time on him, but he'd rather spend it on another man who supports me in what I do.

Romantic evenings followed by a hot night is what I'm aiming for. But first, I have to find a sexy man who'd love to come over just because you find me so sexy.

Can I call it a mistake that I moved in with my boyfriend without him knowing? I think so, because I'm really not happy. Not that I'm looking for another relationship right away, but I could really use some excitement. Which fun man is full of imagination and excitement?