Date with lonesome Dutch teen

I absolutely love looking at fairy tales, both the older ones and certainly the newer ones. Shall we watch a fairy tale together, or maybe even start one?

I hope I don't remain a perpetual bachelor, growing old alone behind the geraniums. I hope to soon find a nice boyfriend who sees me as his lover and is willing to make a move on me.

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If you're an avid filmmaker, you could make a video of me and my boyfriend making out in bed sometime. I'd love to watch it again when my boyfriend is on a business trip. If you'd like to join in, my boyfriend wouldn't mind.