Dating with cute Dutch chick

I have a great sense of humor, am straightforward, and always eager to learn new things. Are you the right guy for me?

My parents divorced last year, and my father moved in with his girlfriend. My mother recently got a boyfriend, but what a cheesy situation at home, phew. They practically sit on top of each other instead of next to each other, and you can hear them smacking their lips when they're making out. I often go to my room because I don't have to see or hear any of this. I love it myself, you know. I'm not a nun, but I prefer to do it somewhere where no one is around. But of course, if you don't have a boyfriend, that's not possible.

I've enjoyed the single life for the past two years and am ready to settle down. What I need for that is a wonderful man who loves me, because I already have everything else.

I haven't had sex for six months now! My boyfriend is on a deployment and was supposed to be home in a week. But now he unexpectedly has to stay longer. And I'm about to burst! I really need to be filled up, and if he's not around, someone else will!