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My boyfriend is a bit of a bore. He only wants sex in bed, and I find that a bit corny. It could be a bit more, but preferably somewhere else. Everything should be discreet, because I don't want to jeopardize my relationship. If you already know an exciting place, I'll get ready.

I might not find it here at all, but I'll give it a try. I'm looking for some kind of Master. You know, like the kind you sometimes see on TV. A Fifty Shades of Grey effect. I'd like to get myself worked up like that too; it seems incredibly exciting. Who's up for that?

What I'm missing in my relationship is warmth and intimacy, which isn't surprising since we don't live together and rarely see each other. Who knows, maybe you're the man I can find that with, and we'll be happy together.

Stout might be my middle name, but that's perfectly fine. You have to enjoy all the virtues of life. Sex is one of them, isn't it?