Date with lonesome Dutch babe

Maybe a bit impulsive, but that's just me. I suddenly realized it's been three years since I've had sex with anyone other than my boyfriend. That's a really long time, I really need to change that!

I've been eagerly anticipating that Saturday all week. Before you and I even go anywhere, the anticipation starts here. It's a shame you weren't there when I bought my sexy lingerie set; I could really use some advice on choosing one.

I am ready to start a relationship again, but you have to be a man who is serious, wants to be in a relationship and who has no problem with me wanting to have children.

If Google doesn't work anymore, you'll suddenly have to find all the remote controls and do everything yourself. Should I fix it or not and enjoy the extra steps?