Date with lovely Dutch girl

I can't wait to read the sweet comments you guys are sending me. I hope there's someone there who speaks to me, and I'd like to explore the possibility of a relationship with him.

I don't want to live a perpetual bachelor's life. I want to have a wonderful time with a great guy and, if possible, live to be very old. If that sounds like you, please let me know.

I often read about men whose wives don't want them anymore. I feel so bad for you! A man needs sex, every woman knows that, and if they don't get it, they'll look for it elsewhere. And you'll find it here, you know. I'll do what all those other women don't. Come to me quickly.

A nice, naughty smack on the bum is something I'm not averse to, as long as it doesn't get too extreme. I'm willing to stray a bit from the norm. If you're up for it too, and you're sometimes a bit dominant, I hope you'll be willing to respond.