Dating with lonesome Dutch teen

There aren't many shopping streets I haven't visited yet, but I'm also very good at shopping online. Who can stop me from shopping?

My boyfriend lives abroad. We're on holiday, and we've pledged our undying loyalty. I don't want to lose him, but that undying loyalty is a bit of a problem. That means I won't be getting laid until we're both on holiday again. And sorry, but I really can't. I'd rather have a tasty snack in between, someone who comes to visit me. You?

It might sound crazy, but I want a baby. I'm still very young and everyone thinks I'm crazy, but I still want it. I just need someone who wants to get me pregnant. I don't need anything else from you, and I won't bother you. I only need you for your seed, and I promise I'll make it as enjoyable as possible for you.

As an extroverted girl, I want to spend a lot of time with an attractive young man who isn't jealous. I'm self-aware and loyal, but I'll still do the things I used to do, now with a handsome boyfriend.