Fling with lonesome Dutch babe

Are there any nice men left in the world? In real life, I just can't find them. A friend pointed this out to me, so I quickly took the plunge.

I find a masculine man incredibly attractive. Mustache, beard, stubble, beer belly, calloused hands... Wonderful!

Certainly not all men appeal to me, even though I'm a bit desperate because I've been single for so long. You have to be made of the right stuff and single like me. If not, you don't stand a chance with me.

Dress nicely, speak nicely, walk straight, behave properly, yeah, yeah, I was completely fed up! Now I live on my own and I'm free from my parents' nagging. Great, you'd think? Not at all. Since I moved in with my parents, I've been living with a really boring man. He's not interested in what I do, so I'm looking for entertainment here. Just looking around to see if anyone is interested in me.