Fucking with cute Dutch chick

I figured I wasn't the only one looking for a nice guy. I haven't found the one and only yet, even though I thought I had. My boyfriend certainly isn't. He just had to sleep with someone else!

The perfect guy isn't the one I'm looking for, but someone who's well past puberty, which means you're probably older. I don't mind that; I'm looking for someone serious who's interested in me as his girlfriend.

So, I lose everything I shouldn't lose. I recently had to call the police because they broke into my house. Is this early dementia, or am I just a real idiot?

My ex and I were together for three years, but it was inevitable that we quickly drifted apart and chose our own paths. I'm eagerly awaiting the man who introduces himself to me in a sweet message and who's the perfect match for me.