Dating with lonesome Dutch babe

I'm not a difficult woman, and I don't have high expectations for the man I want to build a relationship with. I'm just looking for a kind, sweet man with a very pleasant personality.

I've gained a fair amount of experience over the past few years, so I can safely say I'm a pro. And I'd love to share my experiences with young men who still need to learn. I'll teach you everything you need to know to please a woman. Don't worry, I'm a very patient teacher, and if you don't succeed, you can come back as often as you like until you succeed.

Do you poop? When? Where?

My dream is to be in a relationship again, but with a man who is committed to me and won't run away at the slightest setback. Let me know who you are and if you'd consider me a romantic partner.