Fling with delicious Dutch student

My life has gotten a bit lonely; I no longer have a boyfriend and few friends. I need to entertain myself, so I'd love to meet a nice guy who wants to have a great time with me.

I don't dare shave myself downstairs. So I'm looking for a nice man who's willing to do it for me. Aren't you inclined to do other things too? Can I reward you with something nice afterward?

Actually, I've had a long-held wish, but I haven't been able to fulfill it yet. I live near a swingers' club and often see people going there. I don't dare take the plunge myself, but who knows, maybe you can convince me to join me sometime.

I've been feeling lonely since the relationship ended. I'd love to quickly meet a man who cares about me. It would be even better if we fell in love and moved in together soon.