Date with delicious Dutch student

What I'm looking for is a handsome, sweet man—kind, trustworthy, and single, just like me. I've never been in a committed relationship before, and who knows, you might be the first person I'll experience that with.

You can't really call it a relationship between my boyfriend and me. We see each other once a month, and even then, there's little real contact. I'm looking for a man who understands me and who's interested in me being his girlfriend.

I really don't show you any mercy. You have to beg for me to stop, and even then, I'll keep going for a little while. So I'm looking for someone who really wants to go all the way with me and isn't afraid of a few slaps on the backside. Ballbusting is often the dessert, by the way, so be warned.

My ex left me, and I'm feeling pretty down about it. He didn't explain the reason for the breakup; he just vanished without a trace. I don't feel comfortable with it, and I hope to meet someone soon who will give me a positive feeling again.