Penetrate lovely Dutch girl

I can't seem to find the right partner who would want to go to a nude beach with me. I've been wanting to go to a nude beach for ages, but not alone.

I'll tell you a little about myself and why I'm here. I was cheated on by my now ex-boyfriend (now you know, Joost :-) ) because he was dating two women through here. You'd think I can do better than he can. But what I mainly want right now is to meet a nice guy/man who's actually serious and into me, and of course, good sex is never a bad thing! So who knows, maybe you're reading this and interested, then feel free to send me a message. And Joost, go fuck yourself, I've packed my bags.

My dildo is broken! And I don't have a spare. How can I fix this? Do you have any ideas? Do you perhaps have a good replacement for my dildo?

I've been single for a long time! I hated to see my first boyfriend leave, but we really had nothing left to offer each other! His parents wouldn't let him do anything, and that's when things quickly went wrong! I've vowed never to fall in love again, so I'm looking for a nice date here, just for sex and nothing more!